Anybody know any good knock-knock jokes? I was trying to explain knock-knock jokes to Pastor Victor the other day, while we were walking one morning. I couldn't remember very many, it's been a while since I told any (5th grade, probably). So, anyone got any good ones?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Russian!
Russian who?
Russian about makes me tired!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
I heard a Russian joke from Olga ^.^ 'In a hotel, a consierge complained to his manager: "One of the guests keeps calling, but all he'll say is tutikatu, tu-ti-ka-tu. I don't understand him!" The manager replied "Ah, that's the american. He wants two teas sent to room #2."
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